I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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