So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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