There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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