am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
Honestly I miss having a gay roommate. His female friends' implicit trust in him would carry over to me even though they knew Im straight. Best unintentional wingman ever.
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Randomize
