Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
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