Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
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