Can Purell be used as lube?
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
Randomize
