I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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