i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
DAMN! I hate it when i drunkenly erase all my "sent message" and wake up in the morning and my inbox is full of "WTF?" and "Huh?" messages.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
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