Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
People in love make me want to vomit
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
Randomize
