so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
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