Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
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