He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
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