found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
He better not be in your backpack
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
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