i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
Wedding update: no alcohol, 75% of people have left, no one is dancing, no single groomsmen, and it's 5:30. I'm going the fuck home to drink by myself.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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