You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
I've blown a few things in my day
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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