My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
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