were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
I'm both gender and math confused
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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