dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
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