i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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