oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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