is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
a search helicopter?!
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
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