Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
And my parents said I crawled through the house
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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