Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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