She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
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