Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
Randomize