I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I think I won the penis lottery.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
only you would photoshop your dick
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
You will receive a large, large reward, worth much more than the actual phone you are holding, paid not only in cash but in sexual favors, if you return this phone! Please respond if you're interested in cash/sex/or just being a good person. Thanks and hope to hear from you soon!
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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