Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
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