Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
I still have a little drunk in my system
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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