she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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