he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
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