Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
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