She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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