Well douche your snatch and let's go!
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Randomize
