accomplished twins. life is a go
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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