so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
Randomize
