went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
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