What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
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