Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Randomize
