"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
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