I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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