OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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