evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
There's a Russian superstition that you'll spend your year the way you celebrate New Year's, so I'm honestly not that surprised you're drunk.
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