her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
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