You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
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