Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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