I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
Holy sore nipples Batman
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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