Already got asked if we're dating
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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