love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
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