can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
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