If that was your dad, he is hot
He is an equal opportunity slut.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
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