I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
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