WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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