if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
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