So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
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