One girl and one boy is just not enough.
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
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