my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
You came out of the bathroom, said "I'M DRUNK BUT I REMEMBERED TO WASH MY HANDS!" and then insisted that she smell them.
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
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