READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
